Tag: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel…
Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel to an arm wrestling match. Mr. T won.
Yoda had two sons…
Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other…
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes…
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can “accidentally” beat the sh*t out of little kids.