Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Tag: Facts
Mr. T – Every time a church bell rings…
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard…
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot
broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart
while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.