Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Great Parking Job
May the roof above us never fall in…
May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends gathered below never fall out.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer-and another one!